LOL THEY ASKED KELTIE TO BE ON THE BACHELOR.
(via kfisch) Or she could go on my game show, fall down a hole! =D
If it rains at Bamboozle this year, I'm seriously...
kfisch: soberthatsmile: hazelweatherfield: therewasagirl: hazelweatherfield: It can’t rain. It poured last year at warped tour and they had torrnado warning so they had to make everyone go take shelter in the theater and it was just mass chaos. Having it rain would be very very bad. And if it rains, the whole schedule gets messed up and everything slows down. At warped, some bands just...
Swine flu & my mother.
my mom just came to my room all serious and shes like “im really concerned about you cus you bite your nails and the swine flu’s going around” so ofcourse, im a douche and i lick my hand and stick it in my mouth then make this face O_O …she stormed off pissed. XD ahahha
BEST THING EVER! [i'm still laughing] →
olboywinter: silly-girl: This will help. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
How old are you, and how old do you tell people...
constellation: chitalianbrian: lovehopehate: hannahisdead: briannebott: captainoo: cakestheheathen: the-best-on-mars: strawburyduck: chiefmastersergeantmyers: keepmehonest: phoebejeebies: kyndollwood: brittneyt: I’m 15, and tell people I’m 15/16 :l Lol why would someone lie about their age :| I’m 20 and I tell people I’m 20. I’m 19. I tell people I’m 19. :| I’m 20 and...
HAHAHA http://tinyurl.com/983z82– Skitsnygg
Dear Stephanie Meyers.
Ron Jeremy hasnt broken a house having sex yet you want me to believe Bella and Sparkles McGee do? What crack does she smoke before she writes this garbage? Can we have a Twilight book burning? Please?
nickdouglas: streeter: dangurewitch: Real Life Twitter, my new video. This was an embarrassing few hours, but I’m quite proud of the final product. BRB gonna go tweet about my video making fun of Twitter. Digg it! Dan kills it in this. Great idea, great execution. MUCH FUNNIER THAN EXPECTED. I wanna do this! I’m gunna do this! =O
Im actually really excited for Bamboozle
At first it seemed like everything was going to fall to shit but its better. Fri were all leaving and staying at a hotel the whole weekend which is going to be super rad! Stocking up on junk food and soda =] Me and Victoria are going to be taking MASSIVE ammounts of photos =] and i have to chuck her onto a couple of stages haha =] I really want a krabby pa…er hamburger right now.
amyyy: The Office - Typography. Seeing it this way adds so much to the humor. I love it. Office<3
So i went to Bar 4 last night..
my friend was playing, it was open mic and this dude http://www.myspace.com/changchangmusic performed. He was NUTS! haha oh man
Fun stuff for boredome! [thanks Kayte]
lyrics game :) I figured it’d be easier to post this here, because everyone on facebook/myspace fails at listening to good music. Put your Itunes on shuffle and the first 25 songs that come up, NO MATTER WHAT THEY ARE, you must put the beginning lyrics (without revealing the name of the song) and everyone else has to guess what song it is. As they’re guessed, edit your post and strike out the...
WORLD'S DOUCHIEST FACEBOOK MESSAGE RECEIVED!
whiskeyandgoatsmilk: hatstamp: My friend just received this FB message this evening from somebody he kind of knew in the 4th grade. This is the real deal, folks. This guy is being 100% genuine: Subject: I think i lived near you-i recall your hair “I joined facebook the other day and was looking over some old JFK lists and for some reason I recognized your name. Did I know you? I cant place...
Bad ass kids!
getting matching tattoo with best friends of our...
whiskeyandgoatsmilk: wont regret that when i’m 80 thats for sure matching tattoo’s is a bad idea, everyone that i know thats gotten matching tattoo’s now hates the person they got them with. 0_0
How many more days...
till im in Europe for a month? =]
Ed hardy luvin
@jeffreecuntstar: @MikeSheaAP: great point made: what IS the fascination with Ed Hardy? i get tattoo art, totally… but.. a cologne? seriously? the girl fragrance smells SO good, I’m wearing it right now I suppose, its like having tattoos without actually getting any? haha idk i own too much ed hardy crap…
Europe Urges Citizens to Avoid U.S. and Mexico... →
caro: Sweet! Shopping in Soho is going to be so much less painful now! I concur! I hate tourist! -_- *takes a pic* OMG A TALL BUILDING *takes another* OH MAN ANOTHER TALL BUILDING! -_-