January 2009
“ Everything in this room is eatable. Even I’m eatable. But that is called...”
– Willy Wonka, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
and well somtimes...
its nice to see something looking back at you.
so in high school i was the...
girl no one really crushed on or liked. i mean i wasnt a spazoid or something. i was a cheerleader at one point, played volleyball and softball and was friendly with everyone but no guy really ever saw me as the BABE they wanted to date. now it seems like theyre coming out of the wood work and i dont know if its just a joke..or …maturity? ugh im so puzzled.
“Important things are inevitably cliché.”
— Chuck Klosterman.”
if heaven and hell decide
That they both are satisfied Illuminate the no's on their vacancy signs If there's no one beside you When your soul embarks Then I'll follow you into the dark. i love these words. =]
If you want the rainbow,
you have to put up with the rain. — Dolly Parton<3
Your mother is...
like Karl Marx’s theory of socioeconomics. Every worker gets a share.
subway crush.
its the best website ive EVER seen. it makes me smile to
read some of these messages.
dear mother: were not nomads.
I’m sick of moving so much. I’m sick of losing friends and not having anyone to hang out with. I’m sick of being the new girl. In the past 2 years i have moved 3 times?…im not sure ive lost count. Ontop of all that my parents are looking for a new house now. Im currently in NYCCT and hate it and dont wanna go the next semester but transfering somewhere else in NY would be...
me: what do you do
when you live in a shoe
and you aint got no sole.
ashley: throw down some carpet!
HAHAHA
ashley: sneezes
me: burps, then goes goodnight
i think i meant gesundheit. lol
what would i do without ashley?
probably be sane
and well no…no one wants that.
dinning in Paris with Ashley.
so, were watching this tv show and its showing how rude Americans are in Paris. So they went out to eat and im dying of laughter cus i know French and i found it HILARIOUS! So im explaining to Ashley how you need to be careful when ordering a drink because you can order a fish instead [drink - boisson] [fish - poisson] and she died laughing. Needless to say…she wont be having dinner in Paris...
dont drive around Bensonhurst at 11
because i have driving lessons.
sooo i turn to my best friend this morning and go,
what side is the brake and what side is the gas?
she laughs and goes YOURE NOT SERIOUS RIGHT?
BUT…i was. i fail -_-
